Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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