Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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