It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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