your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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