Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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