i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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