its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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