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Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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