Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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