Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize