I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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