Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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