You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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