He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
‪He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life‬
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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