Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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