All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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