im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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