when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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