Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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