found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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