You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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