Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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