I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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