do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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