Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
