I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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