on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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