His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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