this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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