I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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