grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
