Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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