I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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