I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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