It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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