Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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