Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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