dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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