this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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