he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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