we're blogging at a bar
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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