what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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