I wish I could teleport
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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