Dude my mom stole all your condoms
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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