U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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