it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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