ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
it glows. i had to have it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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