Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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