Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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