part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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