he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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