I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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