used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
even my farts smell like vagina
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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