What a fucking waste of an outfit
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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