Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
