So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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