You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
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